May 2013
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THE UNREPENTANT NECROPHILE: Excerpts from an...
The question I am most often asked is, “How does she do it?”
Yes, that’s the question! People ask questions like that— even people who seem pretty cool, seem to have open minds— then when you tell them, they say, “That’s very interesting,” then don’t want to have much to do with me. I don’t mind telling people how I do it. It...
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“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
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Investigating Sex: Surrealist Research 1928 - 1932
From the Eleventh Session. 26 January 1931 ANDRE BRETON: Valentin, what do you think of the idea of masturbating and coming in a woman’s ear? ALBERT VALENTIN: I wouldn’t dream of it. ANDRE BRETON: A purely surrealist question. PAUL ELUARD: I’ve already done it. It’s very good… No, not very good, it depends. GEORGES SADOUL: I’ve never done it, but it appeals to...
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April 2013
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Glenn Gould's unpublished personal ad
Wanted: Friendly, companionably reclusive, socially unacceptable, alcoholically abstemious, tirelessly talkative, zealously unjealous, spiritually intense, minimally turquoise, maximally ecstatic, loon seeks moth or moths with similar qualities for purposes of telephonic seduction, Tristanesqeue trip-taking and permanent flame-fluttering. No photos required, financial status immaterial, all ages...
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“A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some...”
– J.G. Ballard
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The Absurd Myths Porn Teaches [Some of] Us About...
” ‘I had a boyfriend who didn’t realize that women had pubic hair,’ she tells us in an interview. ‘Because he had only watched porn, he had never seen a naked woman outside of porn, so he just sort of failed to realize they had pubic hair.’ ‘This came up somewhat before my pants came off,’ she added, ‘so you can realize how awkward this was.’...
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Does this matter?
Is the disappearance of underarm hair in the above cut from Martin Scorsese’s Hugo a continuity error or a decision? If purposeful, does it matter? Is it reasonable to believe that the people in the makeup and costume departments who worked on this scene didn’t notice the hair in Méliès original film? Why should they care about continuity at all if they’re not going to...
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March 2013
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A Story: True or False?
“Penis constriction is a way of permanently wrecking the penis of a growing male. It is still done in some boys homes and youth prisons.
“To constrict a penis, first fit a metal ring over the base, pressing into the abdomen (you will probably have to shave him). It should fit snugly round the penis. Another ring goes round the shaft and another just behind the glans. The foreskin is...
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“Racy stories did the rounds, like the one about choreographer Frederick Ashton’s intense sexual experience with an eviscerated melon, later apparently served up by his mother as a delightful treat for supper. […] Evelyn Waugh told a risqué tale of a judge trying a sodomy case who went to consult an eminent colleague on his sentencing policy: ‘Excuse me, my lord, but could...
February 2013
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Teasing and flirting
“Does anyone know the difference? A tease is a con. You press a spot because you know that it can be pressed, and while the sucker is feeling the pleasure or the pain resulting from the pressure, you take something from him. ‘Do you have the money? Good. Good. She’ll be right down. Wait here; she’ll be right here.’ And then, nothing. A flirt doesn’t do that. A...
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Sid Vicious: What Makes Nancy So Great
Transcript [via Letters of Note]
What Makes Nancy So Great By Sidney 1 Beautiful 2 Sexy 3 Beautiful figure 4 Great sense of humour 5 Makes extremely interesting conversation 6 Witty 7 Has beautiful eyes 8 Has fab taste in clothes 9 Has the most beautiful wet pussy in the world 10 Even has sexy feet 11 Is extremely smart 12 A great Hustler
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January 2013
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ever so slightly altered excerpt from Nicholson...
“What color is your hair?” “It’s a light brown. It’s wavy. But it’s fairly short. What color is yours?”
“It’s black,” he said. “So now tell me the things you have to do that you remembered last night in the shower.” “Oh, work things. Letters I should write—I should be writing them right now.” “No you...
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